The 2013 Autumn lineup of Celebrity Big Brother is revealed.
The series begins tomorrow evening on Channel 5.
The housemates included will be Save By The Bell actor and porn star Dustin Diamond, Footballing legend Ron Atkinson, R’n’B criminal Mark Morrison, model and drug addict Sophie Anderton, Geordie Shore’s Charlotte Crosby, The Only Way Is Essex (TOWIE) lothario Mario Falcone and TOWIE towngirl Sam Friers.
Joining them are also Courtney Stodden (????), Alcoholic former soap star Bruce Jones, Pop star turned farmer Abs (Richard Breen) , dancer Louie Spence, transgender fashion icon Lauren Harries, ex soap star Helen Flanagan and Loose Woman Carol McGiffin.
Outkast rapper Big Boi and Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown were due to enter but pulled out of the show. They were wise. However both received online abuse about entering.
Channel 5 are said to be looking at 1990’s exercise favourite Mr. Motivator and recently sacked soap star Chris Fountain.
One spokesperson for Channel 5’s Big Brother added “They knew there were guaranteed fireworks with her in the house and hoped they’d also get some revelations about Whitney” in regards to the attempt at securing the vulnerable teen daughter Brown.
They continued “But she did a massive U-turn and sent the bosses into a panic. As it stands they’ve got loads of money to spend but they’re struggling to find anyone to give it to.”
Loose Women is a panel show on daytime TV which features four women discussing issues. (The View in America is the same thing really.) Critics add they tend to constantly moan about men.
Random ‘celebrity’ Courtney is famous for marrying young, making a sex tape and breast surgery. She also wears plastic shoes and is an avid vegetarian campaigner.