Strictly Come Dancing, Week 5
Week five of the Strictly dance fest continues on with the glammed up judges Craig Revel Horwood, Darcey Bussell, Len Goodman and Bruno Tonioli, along with our professional score in brackets below with the performances. Also joining are the sophisticated hosts Sir Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly, with the exceptional live orchestra, headed by maestro Dave Arch.
Judge Craig has recently had his prolonged hip operation and was sat in a glitzed up orthopedic chair many felt resembled Darth Vader’s deathstar takeover and the Mastermind seat.
Beginning the fifth week are…
Natalie and Artem
Bamboleo – Gypsy Kings
Technical steps and routine looking effortless. Looks like female professional. Good but tone slightly simmered down. Needed a bit of pizazz for leading to the big finish. Very good entry for Week 5, but tad flat.
Len – Palpitating, perspiration and fluctuating. Loved that choreography. Could have had tad more bounce overall. That was great.
Bruno – Hypnotic, exotic with a touch of the erotic. You extend your lines right to the limit, without missing a bit. I love seeing these things.
Craig – Hide your double bounce action. Elbows little bit too close to your body. Hips were fantastic. Timing brilliant. Nothing you can’t do darling.
Darcey – What a lovely opening performance. On kick, don’t let sporting leg bend.
Abbey and Aljaz
Dear Darlin’ – Olly Murs
Aljaz whisks Abbey into hold tenderly. Good begin from Abbey being commanded with smooth grace. Good twirl round. Compact arms with Aljaz extensions while joined in hold. Good spin and stop suddenly in tune with music and routine. Kept theme of dance perfectly.
Bruno – What a beauty. Really has feel of love letter to set to music. Chemistry between you two is literally tangible. You even attempted three underarm spins. You did it my darling, almost picture perfect.
Craig – Absolutely loved the story, continued through the dance. You need to extend your top line some more.
Darcey – You bring a wonderful understanding to the role. Get more stretch on your back leg. Then it would be all perfectly matched.
Len –You are consistent. This was no exception. Like a sea, an ocean, wave after wave of effortless movement around the floor.
Dave and Karen
Cuban Pete – Jim Carrey (OST to The Mask)
In this one, Dave’s woman Karen was sporting a fruit salad on her head. It wasn’t Paloma Faith returning, yet. Shades of “WTF has she got on ‘er ‘ed?’ rang with viewers. Dave undertook some sloth yoga therapy to find his character in the dance.
A strong shake of Dave’s maracas gave good party feeling and a cool side to side sway motion on the floor. Next was a dreadful potter around with comedic apathy following into the routine onward. Minimal hand cross arounds. Fumbly and limp after from Funky Monkey Dave. Fun thrill presence there but needed something strong. Just like last week was a week 1 performance as Dave ‘begins’ to dance, this was a week 2 act. Dave needs to catch up and the comedy routine has shown its effect. Move it or lose it. Karen then chose to eat a banana as the judges gave comments. When are you going to dance?
Fruit of the loom
Craig – Perhaps you should have considered remaining on the fruit trolley. When Conga music came in, I started to get excited then it sort of all curdled.
Darcey – The beginning, balancing on trolley, worried about falling on it. Out of sync all the way through. It lucky never a boring performance.
Len – Unique ability of never letting your left leg know what your right leg’s gonna do. The bottom line, it’s not top quality dancing. Its top quality fun and entertainment.
Bruno – Well I tell you what it is. Strictly Come Dancing presents, Crackers with Maracas 2. A falling off the trolley. I think you’re going for a record. I don’t think anyone has managed to be off time all the way through.
Deborah and Robin
It’s A Man’s World – James Brown
Does every routine have to involve office stationary ‘cos Deb’s is from Dragon’s Den? Sort it out BBC. The pair began pushing a table around. That doesn’t constitute dancing because they weren’t in hold. Loss of points is and should have been with judges, drastic here. Sorry, but this was just plain stupidity. Lot of time lost. Good when in hold with Robin. Holding firm in lone appeal. Good back dip down. Tight finish, out of nowhere.
Darcey – It was an interesting twist. Keep hold of top line. It’s only thing lets you down. Confidence is all back.
Len – Viennese Waltz is a romantic sort of a dance. In hold a touch of Mills and Boon. Beginning was more like meals on wheels. Improvement on last week.
Bruno – Romance went out of the window. It was a bitter divorce. Give me the table! Work on your posture Much more fluid.
Craig – Agree, topline absolute disaster tonight. But, really like you did Spanish paso centerpiece to that.
Patrick and Anya
Wings – Little Mix
Strong personification. Needs to come across as strong in a unique way to capture audience fuller in respect and launch as a competitor to other dance pairs. Burlesque start from Anya grabs choir boy Patrick into dance. Strong on spot rhythm. Good stand alone movement. Leading Anya well in synchronised motions. Decent twirls of Anya and maintain character in dance. Could have a tad more but still very good overall and battled through injury successfully.
Len – You should feel right at home, your wrist and Craig’s hip, it’s like Casualty. Wonderful job changing around giving Patrick a routine with one hand. Brilliant. Did a really good job under terrible circumstances.
Bruno – Bit like a switch going on and off tonight. Bit stiff. Felt slightly unfinished. Understand circumstances not in your favour. Slightly loose and unfinished, for me.
Craig – Have to agree. Should be a flow to it, you still could have got that with one arm, actually. You do naturally have fantastically good hips. Great rhythm.
Darcey – For me you directed Anya. Very impressive from all the chances gone through.
Fiona and Anton
If My Friends Could See Me Now – Shirley MacLaine (OST to Sweet Charity)
After a welcome from her James Bond, and ours (Give it three months and we’ll tell you why) Sir Roge wished his Bond girl well in the competition.
A treat to tea and champers from Anton. No. Good in hold with Anton around. Good leg work with one in air. Begins hops. Bit too hoppy. At times Anton hopping her along. Kept competence. Very strong hop and connection together at end.
Bruno – Fiona finally putting on the glitz. Such flair, moved better, couple mistakes in the footwork. You covered it well. We didn’t notice covered it well
Craig – Well I certainly noticed in upstaged section in Charleston. Completely awry. Flew round the room. Defiantly back in the room.
Darcey – Light on your feet. Keep that focus.
Len – More confidence, plus more focus plus content equals more points.
Rachel and Pasha
Maneater – Nelly Furtado
Sexy and sultry leg awkward. Shouldn’t have been give alone segment like that. Still needs protection. Too awkward tilts back. Limp tame of Pasha. Hair and make up really adds to dance and looks ghastly. Is it Halloween yet? Pasha turns Rachel around floor before end falling flat. Unnatural instinct to dancing. Simply has “not got it.” Terrible by some standards. Falling all over the place, unstable and trying way too hard spoiled the routine somewhat, despite effort.
Brucie cracks a joke. “Why didn’t you get him a ladder and a little bell?” to which Pasha was perplexed.
Craig – So much tension in that felt it was like a whole heap of trees being felled, really. Too stiff. Drama you set up the top, I didn’t find compelling. Because you don’t dance it well enough alone. Would have been better in hold. Balance issues. Littered with a little bit of dis-a’h’s-ter darling.
Darcey – I can see you’ve worked hard. It’s hard for a girl as a matador to have that convictions. Needed to be crisper and sharper. If you focus with your eyes it can all come together.
Len – I feel bad. I know that you’ve really worked hard. Unfortunately this wasn’t a dance that suits your personality. Just didn’t quite work.
Bruno – It’s hard being a maneater! I can do it. You had all the content there but it was the vegetarian version. Come here and FIGHT! Fight for your place on Strictly.
Pasha defianlty thinks it was good. This is a problem coming through. Pasha, it wasn’t great. You have
to understand that and this will help you both avoid the dance off. There seems to be too high an expectancy assuming partner can handle alone motions. Not yet so don’t give it to her freely and integrate with hold and release moments.
Mark and Iveta
Apologize – One Republic
After gaining some tips form Esther Ranthzen’s sister, presumably Mark found his inner grace. Square steps back, side, up and side were okay but confined to spot. Little too fast on turn nearly losing footing. Made moment very awkward with rest of routine. Decent recovery. Good overall.
Darcey -Your tenderness, your care – I liked it
Len – Easy on the eye. Lifted your shoulder. Lost posture a bit. Lovely naturalness.
Bruno – Always so effective because so deeply felt. Like a top politician, you put your spin and we believe it. Great performance.
Craig – So much better than that ghastly dance last week. Danced simply, effectively and with emotion.
Ashley and Ola
Johnny B Goode – Chuck Berry
Ashley is up next, sporting the Billy Joel come Punk Rocker of bubblegum pop hairdo. He begins playing a guitar prop. Tentative steps and arms on floor with Ola. Leggy Ola flung over Ashley and nearly losing balance. Didn’t have such desired effect of more it aimed to achieve. Very slowed down. Followed by good leg around spin. No air guitar? Boo! You tricked us for the Bingo daub. 😮
Len –Speed, energy plenty of guercha! (?)
Bruno – Was it Elvis or Shakin’ Stevens. You had foot on accelerator but kicks and flicks must be much sharper and cleaner.
Craig – Saw your recovering from your knee slide, that was a bit undainey wasn’t it? They’ve probably got that on camera somewhere for It Takes Two.
(Len seen fishing out a crusty one. Wonder if Len’s Lens will pick this up?)
Len goes for a cheeky crusty one. (Sorry!)
Got to be aware you do have feet. They need pointing and working on.
Darcey – That wasn’t safe, wasn’t placed. It was brilliant. Loved energy. All way through you kept it up. Feet needed to point.
Tess – The weave. Lovin’ the weave.
Ashley – It’s Burt.
Looks like he needs an Ernie. 🙂
Susanna and Kevin
On The Sunny Side of the Street – Dorothy Fields
The purple and yellow clothing on Kevin was very Fred Astaire. Susanna gave a very good start with strong charisma from the pair. Arms seemingly flighty, in a positive sense. Half-hearted ankle kicks. Effortless lift by Kevin. Strong power swirl around with beaming end.
Bruno – You really exude happiness. Uplifting. Fantastic to watch. Good lifts, great performance.
Craig – One word. Gor-ghus!
Darcey – Focus you give to dance is bang on. Have confidence in your man. Lovely.
Len – Smooth, suave and sophisticated.
Ben and Kristina
The Rembrandts – I’ll Be There for You
Brucie gave Ben a funny “Woo!” after explaining the crowd’s tacky responses to female (and male) delights of fancying Ben. It is his own trait on votes, though, isn’t it? We then saw a full on crotch shot of Ben. There are no words. *rolls eyes*
What is this?! Ben and Kristina sat around on a sofa watching TV and throwing popcorn in the air with no chemistry upon glancing each other in amazement to launch into a pillow fight. This is so worthy of a ten in the future. After their god-awful time waste the pair, goofed teeth, trotted back and forth awfully. Once in hold, jittery feet around the floor from Cohen. Awkward spins and facing forward. No connection with partner. One move only, side to side fast walking up to sofa again. Smiling block of boredom beefy “Big Ben” strikes again. Ding dong it wasn’t. Does this constitute as a Quickstep? Or shall we vote because we fancy a model in the shop window. How much? Woof woof.
Craig – I thought you were a little bit out of your comfort zone. Loved your face.
Darcey – I disagree. Wasn’t expecting you be so light on your feet. I need you to up the difficulty.
Len – I agree. Throughout the evening there’s been a lot of couples messing about.I do understand, you’ve gotta fill up the time, as a professional, how better than setting on a settee throwing popcorn at each over or wheeling a table about. I wanna see fuller routines from everyone.
Bruno – Carried on any longer I may have joined in and brought a pizza. We want the full monty darling. We want the full whack!
Rihanoff’s reaction to “Full Monty.”
Sophie and Brendan
PYT (Pretty Young Thing) – Michael Jackson
After a long time wafting around the curtains, Sophie greeted the dancefloor. It was incredibly bland. Walk and smile only, spin around from Brendan and moving of legs side to side. Mannequin Sophie Ellis Waxtor losing footing slightly. Followed up by choosing to walk around the floor again, as previous. Lots of flash dance from Brendan. No steps, interested or thrill for sympathy vote Sophe. The BBC are ‘high’ on Sophie and will no doubt once again talk up the bias now.
Darcey – Knees little soft. So beautifully musical.
Len – Well for me it was competent. I don’t think you got into that dance at all. Staged. Little bit brittle. Didn’t feel it had that sort of tick, wasn’t raunchy. Didn’t have any interplay.
Brendan butts in – Oh, I had some interplay, don’t you worry about that…
LG – You may have done when you were rehearsing, I didn’t see it out here.
Bruno – I thought it was a bit of a saucy vixen sashay with style. Different approach. Stylish feel. I thought it was very nice.
Brendan – Shall we skip Craig?
Craig – Make sure you keep dancing when you’re walking. Spot when you’re turning, because you almost fell over. Thought it was rather good.
Tip for Brendan. Can you, for once, just shut it? It doesn’t make TV to be constantly and bitterly asinine, darling. Whining constantly won’t help you succeed.
After all have performed as Tess discusses the scores and who may grace the “danger zone.” A line from us. Thanks love. 🙂
So then, who is comprising the danger zone (from us) ?
Deborah, Rachel and Patrick
Results to follow…