Judges Categories revealed
With the looming returning of the UK version of The X Factor this weekend we can reveal which judges have which categories.
The show sees the return of former judges, cheating scumbag Simon Cowell and overrated diva Saint Cheryl Cole. After a secret divorce and new marriage, Cheryl whateverhernameisnow (you think I got time to type all that out?) hopes to reform her flagging career after Cowell infamously sacked her on the American version for being rubbish.
Nasty judge Cowell has decided to keep the American X stage formation as well as the recently introduced seat swapping bootcamp choices, singers and viewers deemed as cruel.
Joining the panel is everyone’s favourite (?) Irish Lep
parechaun Louis Walsh, who sits on the end and delivers bitchy attacks on contestants because he has no other job and has been the only original since the show’s birth 11 years ago.
Livening up the show is the stand in but very worthy Mel B, otherwise known as Scary Spice from mega successful girl group the Spice Girls. She had a guest spot in previous years where she won the hearts of the nation with her no-nonsense attitude with honest critque than the pantomime others provide.
Who got what?
Mel B will be in charge of the Boys.
Cheryl will (as always on a return) get the Girls.
Smug Simon takes the almost invisible Over 28′s.
Louis Walsh continues to get the scraps, taking the ever useless Groups once again.