X Factor Categories Revealed

Judges Categories revealed

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With the looming returning of the UK version of The X Factor this weekend we can reveal which judges have which categories.

The show sees the return of former judges, cheating scumbag Simon Cowell and overrated diva Saint Cheryl Cole. After a secret divorce and new marriage, Cheryl whateverhernameisnow (you think I got time to type all that out?) hopes to reform her flagging career after Cowell infamously sacked her on the American version for being rubbish.

Nasty judge Cowell has decided to keep the American X stage formation as well as the recently introduced seat swapping bootcamp choices, singers and viewers deemed as cruel.

Joining the panel is everyone’s favourite (?) Irish Lepparechaun Louis Walsh, who sits on the end and delivers bitchy attacks on contestants because he has no other job and has been the only original since the show’s birth 11 years ago.

Livening up the show is the stand in but very worthy Mel B, otherwise known as Scary Spice from mega successful girl group the Spice Girls. She had a guest spot in previous years where she won the hearts of the nation with her no-nonsense attitude with honest critque than the pantomime others provide.

Who got what?

Mel B will be in charge of the Boys.

Cheryl will (as always on a return) get the Girls.

Smug Simon takes the almost invisible Over 28′s.

Louis Walsh continues to get the scraps, taking the ever useless Groups once again.

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The Mirror

Second Celebrity Big Brother 2014 evictee is…

Results in for second evictee from Summer CBB edition

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The second eviction of the Summer edition of Celebrity Big Brother of 2014 has been decided this evening. The series which hosts two editions a year instead of one after the New Year and Summer tonight saw seven nominees.

Facing the eviction after Wednesday’s face to face nominations saw actor Leslie Jordan, Boxing promoter Kellie Malonhey, boxer Audley Harrison, Reality TV stars George Gilbey, Stephanie Pratt and socialite Angelique ‘Frenchy’ Morgan and veteran actor Gary Busey. Anyone who recieved a nomination would automatically face the public vote.

Stephanie, who previously discussed nominations with abusive patronising dancer James Jordan was punished for insinuating nominating Audley. Both her nominations for Gary and Frenchy were discounted. Viewers said this was an empty punishment by the new Channel 5 show who face criticism’s it never knows what to do when housemates break rules.

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After the first three housemates were saved, which included  George, Gary and Audley the final result was cast.

Leslie Jordan was voted as the second evictee of the series to a rapturous cheers after initial pantomime boo’s in the house screen display from the outside mob crowd momentarily.

In his eviction interview Emmy award winning Will and Grace star  Leslie said of his time in the house,

Leslie was voted star of the show lat week to fan delight.

Jordan was also confused how a housemate who cut up his expensive clothes referring to Angelique, after a disagreement remained in the house. Leslie was also humble towards house enemy Frenchy, upon reflection for some comments.Jordan provided numerous entertaining moments in the house as a fun, down to earth guy.

 

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New England Football Captain named

New England Captain officially named

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After Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard announced his retirement from International football as England Captain, Manager Roy Hodgson has officially named his successor.

Taking the reins as new England Captain is Manchester United Ace Wayne Rooney.

The star, whose temper tantrums can often affect gameplay on and off the pitch was granted the job by the squad leaders yesterday.

Many believe Rooney was selected due to being ‘leftovers’ and having no-one else in line. Rooney was handed the role as ‘next in line’ as a loyalty package rather than a skill or PR image. Decisions such as this can often distort clarity to the legitimacy of the ‘beautiful game’ regarding fans, advertisers and national enthusiasts. Roy Hodgson clearly felt a public backlash and has hoped this will earn him some respect with fans after Roy rejected Rooney at the World Cup months ago as an upfront striker, something FalseFabs recognised as necessary to succeed.

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Hodgson, who is fastly losing respect as an manager famously crashed out of the FIFA 2014 World Cup earlier this Summer in the preliminary stages of the competition.

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With virtually none left to raise or hand rear as the next player/s to succeed (which is a damaging prospect for the game) and the squad a a team filled with empty roles and no star to ascend is not good. The team seem to remain continually stuck in the past, never capable of evolving into a modern and well rounded team filled with a score of players who can contribute to English football success. Should have given me the job. (I’m still available.)

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The England Captaincy does not come without shambolic connotations. While many fans young and old see footballers as role models, all England Captain’s have been involved in some type of scandal in modern eras. Rooney was most famous for bedding prostitutes as a player, including an Old Aged Pensioner and recent Celebrity Big Brother winner Helen Wood who worked as a call girl.

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Daily Mail

Celebrity Big Brother 2014 First Eviction Result is…

First Celeb Big Brother Evictee in Summer 2014 line-up revealed

 

After the first eviction of the new series of Celebrity Big Brother, the show has removed its first Celeb from its star studded house.

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Facing eviction were soap actress Claire King, government white van man driver David McIntosh, veteran actor Gary Busey, dancer James Jordan and transgender boxing promoter Kellie Maloney.

After receiving the most votes isolated housemate Gary Busey was saved from the eviction by the public vote. Then the four facing the elimination were told the result.

Vain musclemanboy David McIntosh, 28, was the first evicted housemate to much cheer from fans fed up with the self centred body builder who felt he was a superior hunk to all men and women. The former Gladiator nicknamed Tornado was swept away from the house after causing arguments with Busey with bullying tactics among friend James Jordan.

Pants. Vain McIntosh flaunts only asset.

Pants. Vain McIntosh flaunts only asset available.

When evicted McIntosh said Theatre and TV legend Leslie Jordan was interested in him and implied he was turned on, assuming the gay community are adorned by any man in good shape thinking all men like musclemen with no brains and only brawn. This has said to have upset certain numbers of the LGBT community for such assumptive arrogance.

McIntosh is most famous for dating model Kelly Brook for only a few months and has proposed. Brook banned him from discussing their sex life on screen and contributed little to the house whilst flexing in his underpants for cheap viewer votes.

Homophobic James Jordan was favourite to be booted from the Big Brother building but was kept in by celebrity friends on his former dancing show Strictly Come Dancing from where Jordan was sacked months ago.

Other celebrities in the house include jilted Made In Chelsea star and sister to former contestant Spencer, Stephanie Pratt, Angelique ‘Frenchy’ Morgan, Boxer Audley Harrison, Stage screen star Leslie Jordan, Singer Edele Lynch, Reality TV stars George Gibley, Ricci Guarnaccio and Lauren Goodger and ex-benefit claimant victimised by press as a ‘scrounger’ in government crackdowns Deirdre ‘White Dee’ Kelly among the remaining four nominated.

The housemates are set to nominate face to face later this evening where an eviction looms on Friday.

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London Comic Con 2014’s cool pics

Okay, so it’s a tad late, but a marvel of pics are in. In May 2014 the UK hosted a Comic Con event in London from MCM. The event earned over an extraordinary 100,000 visitors at the Excel centre.

The UK, which are highly behind on Comic Con’s and assume all geek lovers fantasies are not worthy or important are likely to think again. Though they may now try to commercialise it reading this, fans have been clear. Leave them alone and keep your noses out.

The event hosted between Friday 23 to Sunday 25 May 2014 surpassed the precious years 88,000 mark with 101,600.
So if you’re going as a meet up group coordinating outfits, a lone ranger or simply throwing on a frock, get down to the Excel if this is your sort of thing. Everyone of all sizes, countries and hero lovers are welcomed.

Whether its comic heroes and villains, video game stars or classic fairytale fol, there is a place for any and very star.

MCM’s new Excel event is on 24-26 October 2014. If anyone can sew us a suit, we might pop down. 🙂 (Anything Final Fantasy would work.)

Also, check out this great site by Ri Ri Chan. – How to survive your first Cosplay event

Here are some of the great snaps from revellers of the event. (If anyone objects to images used, please contact us to have them removed.) We simply thought they were cool!

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Amazing suits from Super Couple!

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Perfect make up and clobber.

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Athletic Spidey.

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Great Cos with Tifa Lockheart and some red dudes, 🙂

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Yunie and a homemade staff looking smooth.

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Chewie!

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Top 5 tunes (6)

Top 5 tunes (6)

Here’s another 5 top tunes you may need to add to your playlist.

Coldplay – A Sky Full of Stars

Returning with an uplifting beat and cool tune put Coldplay into a must have collection once more.

George Ezra – Budapest

The tender, smooth and silky sounds of Ezra make this an essential indie track for you.

MKTO – Classic

A new groove and punchy jam. It might interest you to know the guy is also Walt, from TV drama, Lost, all grown up.

John Legend – All of Me

Legend’s rapturous sound is uplifting, comforting and sweet in this one.

Karmin – I Want It All

After two years of making a growing success, Karmin have boosted their appeal added with another flighty filled number.