Strictly Results Week 6: Halloween
Opening the show with a thrillingly intense group collaboration with Aljaz and Janette as Snow White and Prince Charming with a Snow Queen we can only assume may be Natalie? Whoever it was was dancing with Brendan. Good make up I guess. :p
The judges are hollogrammed in by cheap CGI effects on tape delay in pale green with a themed name like Craig ‘Devil’ Horwood etc. BBC have lots of licence payers money. This is their best. Horrific. Not even people involvement. At least do something remotely entertaining for your taxpayers in some capacity, even if there are budgeting decisions.
Judy was thrilled to do Halloween because she said last year she was in the audience watching it.
After the shocking Halloween special the results from terrifying Tess are in. The first couple saved and through to next week is, in no particular order, Mark and Karen.
Joining the rest are Frankie and Kevin, Sunetra and Brendan and Caroline and Pasha. The first couple in the bottom two will be Scott and Joanne to face the dreaded dance off.
I put a spell on you
Legend and aging gracefully, former Eurythmic Annie Lennonx got a little groovy with her mellow Orchestrated sing along having a on the spot rythym. More than some are doing in the show. Sound, look and feel was fantastic proving legend is still going strong.
Jake’s shaping provides a masterclass from Len with his hands. Darcey then stood up to do her shaping. Bruno slips of the chair and spreads his legs for Darcey in a shock moment. Sad. Craig felt Caroline was over-rehearsed and lost her frill. Mark using a lift with his high legs sent Bruno into a lustful craze as usual. “He puts the sex in Essex” Len adds. Well just go ask him for a sh*g then.
The remaining acts learn their ordeal as the rest of the results are in. Safe for the next week are, in no particular order – Pixie and Trent, Jake and Janette, Judy and Anton and Simon and Kristina.
The final couple joining the bottom two are Alison and Aljaz leaving Steve and Ola to rattle through to next week.
The dance off
Alison and Aljaz
Wuthering Heights – Kate Bush
Aljaz thanked make up after joining the dance off again on exactly the same show last year with the 2013 winner Abbey Clancy.
Alsion glided in this time with more exuberance and love. Grace in hold with Aljaz was lifted. Great floor feet moments with wafting along. Smooth and gracious routine with a level of character. Great leg jump from Aljaz. Charismatic ending for both in warm embrace.
Scott and Joanne
Addams Family Theme
Joanne admitted the relationship was like a brother -sister relationship which was highly obvious.
Scott hobbled around to pick up Joanne again and hobbled along with there to the floor with no added change. Despite how hard he trains he has shown no dance skill and continues to do the same old formula to stay stiff, wait and move one step. Scatty ending moving Joanne around in turning holds.
The Judges Vote
Craig – I would like to save the couple who threw the kitchen sink in their routine. Alison and Aljaz.
Dracey – Save, also because of added flourishes. Alison and Aljaz.
Bruno – Both turned up the fun factor. White tornado, Alison.
Len – No I did not agree. Thought both so much fun. Both danced the Foxtrot. Went for the section that was the Foxtrot so it would have been Scott I would have saved.
Okay BBC. Sack them all except for Craig. Deluded. Len said that they both dancced a Foxtrot. Alison did the AMERICAN SMOOTH. Last week Len booted out Thom and Iveta after saying Simon and Kristina had the best footwork. Simon’s feet were covered by a mist smoke screen for at least a quarter of the dance, and cameras were not focused on the feet. Old deluded fart.
End of transmission
Scott said they had a real laugh.
Joanne thanked her time on Strictly as a new professional working her best with the worst.