Uncoupling defintion?

What is the meaning of ‘Uncoupling?’

After their high profile, low damaging split, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin entered the “uncoupling” phase. So, what exactly is ‘uncoupling’ and what causes this?

‘Experts’ or some old lady who speaks elocution lessons were asked and gave an around the houses response. So in realistic terms, allow us to intervene.

Uncoupling? The answer is clear. This is nothing more than and ‘amicable divorce’ in which the split is not messy, both care for one another with civil respect but realise they are in an empty relationship on a path to nowhere.

Gwyn and Chris had an amicable divorce. And that, as they say, is that.

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YouTube’s Geek Week

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So YouTube are having another go at its fabled comedy week. Not content with another failure this week is Geek Week. YouTube’s themed week series is falling into a dire lack of functional or interesting following.

Google cant even be arsed to advertise it. The expectancy to assume everyone will just pop on and watch it through the video upload database was the reason it was an epic fail last time.

Not content with already upsetting or insulting Geeks, YouTube have decided it best to brand them for another compact failure waiting to come. Sure, it might have gathered more interest this time around after people only found out about comedy week the day it ended a week ending on a Sunday a few months ago. I’ve probably given you a heads up here Google being highly influential in media. No need to send me a 10% commission, of course. Because I simply wouldnt get it, would I?

Regardless, why are they bothering if they cant really do anything with the site? YouTube is a passive come and go site for multiple users. They have no fuller interest or intellectual mindspan to watch indepth or learnable crafts on screen. If it isnt a music video, a cat yawning or some guy jumping off a building near killing himself for two minutes, no one really cares.

So then, perhaps your biggest challenge is to change that in the sense of making people really interested. It will take much more than a random week every month or two. But we can all hold out before Christmas cant we? What will it be then? Beauty Week? Where females powder their noses on their cameras to keep Google’s purse ever more fatter at the expense of people who wish to share content in a productive manner than insight insane levels of abuse for one video of a contrasting view and a whole mess of comments undealt with by LazyTube employees?

Will those employees also tell you your name is a rubbish one, you should use your fulllname, which information they send to NSA, by the way, or will YouTube tell you you cannot have a video removed if someone filmed you in it without your consent because the employee is rude and ignorant and works for Google so can hide behind a big company?

Remember, Dont be evil.

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Mariah-Ca-n Idol

Mariah Carey, 42, has become the new female lead judge on America’s most popular judging panel for TV show American Idol. She will replace Jennifer Lopez, who left the show this year.

Steven Tyler, lead rockman of Aerosmith also departed, whose replacement hasn’t fully been acknowledged yet. Carey is expected to earn the same sum as former judge Lopez, netting roughly $2 million.

She is expected to debut in early 2013 for the twelfth series.

Husband Nick Cannon, presented of Simon Cowell’s America’s Got Talent, believed talent shows were “beneath her.”

Tensions have previously been reported between Simons Cowell and Fuller both on the rival shows.

Carey was meant to be last year’s XFactor USA judge’s houses guest with Cowell, and future panel work was considered. Britney Spears currently earns $3million more on XFactor USA.

Spice Girls reform some Zigga Zig Ah!

All smiles on Tuesday (26th June) as The Spice Girls reformed to launch a new West End stage show on London’s Piccadilly strip.

Where it all began.

Reunited for the first time in years, and some ten years since their first single, Wannabe, which became the staple of the band, engulfing “Girl Power” to all females around the globe, all five members, Baby, Sporty, Ginger, Scary and Posh took a snap at the foot of the stairs featured in the very Wannabe single, from 1996, at Euston’s St. Pancras Hotel.

Though body language experts claim all was not as rosy as it seemed, with all girls seeming distant with one another. Posh Spice, aka, Victoria Beckham, fresh off numerous flights over the globe, looked tired, but couldn’t muster a smile in the snap. Mel B’s posture was classed as looking “outward” signifying a closed off connection to the group. The others were seemingly apart also, though Emma Bunton and Mel C kept the momentum in check. Speculation was cast as to any potential upset occurring. This is mild speculation, of course, and one should not fully listen to the newspapers that spout any gossip to create a false sense of meaning to manipulate your mind.

Posh, arriving back home in L.A.

Victoria wanted to jet back to her humble abode in Los Angeles, America, alongside David and the boys to see daughter Harper.

Emma, Geri Halliwell and Mel B partied into the night around London, whilst sporty spice Melanie Chisholm was nowhere in sight.

Emma Bunton, looking glam in Orange

The West End musical, joining the likes of Grease, Ghost and Guys and Dolls will feature a multitude of Spicey hits, written by Absolutely Fabulous comedienne Jennifer Saunders, who once dressed as Ginger Spice in a mock up for single Who Do Ya Think You Are? alongside four other celebs.

The musical will be named Viva Forever. The show’s main story will be based on “a beautiful, talented girl and her best friends who get swept up in the obsession of today’s TV celebrity culture.”

Doors open on December 11th 2012, at the Piccadilly Theatre, London.

Rumours circulated earlier in the year that all spices would participate in the Queen’s Diamond Jubillee celebrations in April. This did not occur.

Others include all five divas opening the Olympic Games ceremony, which has also been denied. Though to encourage sport, females and the games, it may not have been the worst decision to open the extravaganza.