Celeb Big Brother Summer Final Results

Final six booted out from TV house to reality once more.

Winner Chosen.

Tonight the live final of Celebrity Big Brother’s Summer edition is about to end.

The final six housemates, Reality TV stars Dee Kelly, George Gilbey, singer Edele Lynch, Hollywood star Garry Busey, dancer James Jordan and boxer Audley Harrison all became evicted in order to the public votes.

The first two to be evicted would again leave together, voted for singularly.

First out and the eighth housemate to leave the show was Edele. Edele didn’t have much to say. She praised James.

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The ninth housemate was Dee. She didn’t rest her nitpicking on Gary, looking very bitter since their dispute. Dee was on “Team Audley” and threatened to “give David Cameron a run for his money” should he continue victimising her over benefit mistakes on the government’s part.

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Finishing tenth was George. George who quickly moved on to Edele when Stephanie Pratt left just hours last week was discussed. George said she broke up with him in the house. George had brief infatuations with Lauren before she moved back to Ricci. Naive George also praised gameplayer James in hopes to derail front runner Gary and Audley. George said he and James got on because they were playfully “mischievous.” Though he admitted James “did stir” situations.

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James left in eleventh place. Emma Willis made a complete fool of herself licking the producers’ backside by saying James deserved to be in the final three. James said he deserved to be spoken to a certain way. “If someone is rude or obnoxious or not nice I will pick them up on it. James, who chose to verbally insult everyone unprovoked with personal insults. James though “it’s humour” in his warped shell of egotism. He defended it as banter. This was not banter and was vile abuse. James said if they couldn’t take it then “Fu*k ’em!” James who consistently thought he was above everyone continued chopping down Audley, Gary and Lauren.  He said “I know how Big Brother works.” James, who was sacked from rival broadcaster BBC for being nasty, rubbish and self-centered is rumoured, unconfirmed but wide in certain journalistic circles, to have had an affair with a recent Strictly blonde partner. James, who has been considered to have inner bi-sexual tendencies scared to express publicly failed to prance his way to the top of the game. Homophobic, misogynistic, transphobic antagoniser James called himself “the Brad Pitt of Ballroom”

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Runner up and twelfth in the show was Audley. He discussed his arguments with James, who enjoyed winding up Audley. Audley said over James calculated attacks on various housemates “If your not having fun and hurting someone, fine. If your hurting someone, I have a problem with that. You’ve got to be responsible.” Refined gentleman Audley was respectful of his relationship with Gary.

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The winner of this years Celebrity show was Gary Busey. Gary became the first American Celebrity to win Big Brother. Gary called it an honour to be among the “pride and love. And I know why the word Great is in front of Britain” over his stay in the house. Talking of his win he said it was “Because of the respect from this country.” He added the experience explained more about himself allowing him to work on his differences in a positive light. Humbled Hollywood veteran Busey was thrilled to have joined the show and the respect from the Great British public.

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Did the right winner get crowned?

The first to be evicted tonight should have been catty and personal insult slinger James Jordan. The washed up ex dancer, sacked from his own profession on national television has been viciously attacking housemates verbally beyond the point of his defense of ‘fun.’ A bully is classed as someone who goes beyond insulting someone for a point and turns it into their level of personal fun in the instances James displayed in the house. The show was classed as rigged to keep James in for ‘entertainment value’ or phone votes and ratings as its known, by fans and insiders.

Next out should have been Dee Kelly (which she was). Whilst she has been wrongly categorised as a benefits scrounger which were lies, Dee kept her reputation in good stead. Until she launched a vicious tirade on Gary Busey, claiming to be a victim when Gary had done nothing wrong and tried to communicate with her. Unprepared to back down and headstrong, Dee, who only apologised because she thought one would come back, which is not apologetic, proved she is capable of following ob mentality in the house to survive with social grouping. This was her downfall. She then suggested she was “the British public” which unlike FalseFabs who are in tune with public attitude and values, Dee and her aggressive behaviour was not. Let’s get some clarity though, just because she was made into a celebrity from clampdowns on evil benefit cuts from David Cameron and Co. does not mean all benefit claimants are bad, and neither is Dee, ultimately.

The next star to leave should be Edele. Simply for the fact that most of her time was silent, then boring, then non-existent, then a minor moment and then joining the pack in the traditional attacks on Gary because everyone else does and an outlet for her anger was to use the easy option. In terms of entertainment this should have been her farthest road.

Following next should be George Gilbey. He is a fun and lively chappie but once we get past the cheeky monkey and boyish five year old love in, he hasn’t done too much, occasionally gets involved with others were not necessary and can’t hold an argument on his terms. He looks and sounds very childish despite trying to interact and use big words to fit in with bigger celebs. Part of his self can be respected, but this is as much as he should go. You can only be a laugh for so long.

Runner up could have been either, but we would select Audley. He has been composed, caring, considerate and a gentleman. Though this doesn’t alway resonate with viewers wanting to see people tear one another apart as a mob mentality crowd. Audley adds a level of clarity and perspective that holds real and manly values, not boyish charm or idiotic lunacy for television ratings.

The winner should be Gary. He has done enough to be a star in the house, has fascinating stories to tell and wont be spoken down to whilst keeping a dignified and controlled conversation rather than shouting for attention. Regardless of being the first American to come close to winning, he hasn’t been the typical American fame hogger and conniving gameplayer. He has also been a pleasure to watch and learn from for many.

So this wraps up the Summer Celeb edition. The show will return, as usual, in January with another Celeb version. The regular version will be back too later. Channel 5 executive producer has also left the programme after a couple of years, as well as endorsing principals defined and suggested by us. Well Dickie Desmond, are you wise enough to figure out how to make it a success? Or are you blindly too proud you’ll mess up your own show and profile once again? Look at the contact tab for more information.

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Big Brother UK 2012: The Final

Big Brother UK Final

The Big Brother travesty on Channel 5 took to the airwaves for its last night this series on Monday 13th August 2012, the night after we the United Kingdom hosted and closed the glorious Olympic Games.

The comedown of Olympic success and phenomenal talent, receiving gold medals for their accolades, now bore witness to five ‘individuals’ in a reality house whittling them all down to just one common denominator to reward with £50,000.

Would we reward a non-descript young female who was a non-entity who had praise for the Queen, or a guy with a troublesome past not to be mentioned on a telly show, for which Big Brother broke, possibly causing further problems for his former life. Also in contention was a trans female to male contestant with moral standpoints, a muscle man metrosexual obsessive and a former glamorous Miss India contestant.

Instantly beginning with the first eviction, the muscle man metrosexual with arrogant and temper tantrums with a ripped six pack and dyed brown ginger hair upset that his protein powder was concocted with curry powder know as Luke S was removed from the house.

Yes, he really does have a kiss lip tattoo, not make up…

Curry culprit Benedict

He was quizzed for a ‘camera’s only/pass the time’ fling disguised as a ‘relationship’ with former contestant Ashleigh Hughes, who claimed blind people could see in the dark.

Next to be released from the TV studio house was Sara McLean. The glamour puss who left nothing short of desire and often did some dirty dancing in her underwear, whilst having no outright personality and renowned as an extra left. She was cheered by some. Others had no reaction towards her.

Missing the final two were the group of the outsiders. Miss India, Deena Uppal came out of the house as third place contestant. Ms Uppal, who had caused controversy for standing up for herself against those who aimed to nominate and tarnish her self worth held her credibility upon a gracious exit. She wasn’t an original member of the “outsiders” grouping that were trimmed down in early weeks and going the remaining two weeks before the end as a natural survivor.

The final two, Adam Kelly and Luke A (Anderson), the final two insiders duked it out to be named the winner. The honourable and rightful Luke A received the nod for £50,000 from the voting public as Adam took second place. The pair had become best friends over the duration of the BB imprisonment. Both left the house to raucous cheers in the TV studio outside.

Thankfully, after the mass debacles of the show, and there were numerous which saw no action resolved getting away with light TV ‘murder’, the faith was restored by the Great British public to donate the prize to a noteworthy and deserving human being consistent of morals and dignity.

Conor McIntyre stole £50,000 from the prize fund the week prior in a button pushing task for sitting in a white room for numerous hours only.

So Big Brother UK came under intense scrutiny for producing a neo nazi in Caroline Wharram, a narcissistic woman abuser in Conor McIntyre and a foul mouthy, gobby Essex girl to maintain the “Essex Way” which is no true reflection on the county. With no action taken on abusive content from the above and others involved, with a changing of rules where an eviction of two popular housemates did not halt or reschedule an eviction process only marring it instead and an over sexualised theme from a newspaper editor who owns pornographic channels encouraging the values of de humanising society with its reputation on our screens has highly defragmented the real one we live in.

Unpreparing people for when they re-join the realms of reality off of TV, enforcing them to adopt those characters further and transferring them as role models with foul morals, abuse and racist or obnoxious, bullish detriments to others now deemed beneath these glorified TV stars warped by a sense of celebrity worth from being on a TV product that has set them free as fodder to make their own millions has now caused ripples into Great Britain’s unworthy ‘stars.’

Channel 5 and Big Brother will continue to churn out the format, unrealising that while they have a show every year, the output they transmit everytime will be defunct, devalued and hold no credibility whatsoever. Every show will be utter rubbish. On its predecessor, Channel 4, the show always had its credibility in tact over a record eleven series. Channel 5 has come under intense scrutiny as producing a product that has no scope from old foxes trying to raise youthful cubs to follow this reality show now being turned into a “gameshow” which is still very much reality TV at best. The fact some old guy is fully out of touch with the own concept of the show he grasped hold of highlights the tarnished reputation of that old man and the Channel desperate to get ratings and notoriety. While 5 get viewers, no one ever views the channel as a viable source and just watches for a bit then turns off when the ‘proper’ stuff comes on. 5 are desperate to gain viewers who value, stick with and depend on the shows broadcast. 5 have no scope to ascertain that audience should they continue this way. They have pinched numerous American shows and aimed to reform the British Big Brother, stood for on moral standards and how a real person lives with others, to a devious, backstabbing format to America’s BB. While this works for American TV, it doesn’t bode well for UK audience, and the fact 5 missed that or just ignored it through defiance and egotism completely highlights the problems it faces. It cannot maintain any credibly as anything other than a defunct trailer trash, bargain bin grouping unless it rethinks its full on ethical standards in production.

Alternatively, hire some executives or producers or even new people to fully revamp the show with staff on their want, with someone who understands the show and its audience requirements.  I am available, when you put stubborn attitudes aside. See contact tab on this site for more details. 🙂

Big Brother UK, week 10 nominations

Big Brother UK,

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With one week looming toward the final, Big Brother UK cast its final nominations.

Luke S won a free pass to the final last week (see below), as Sara and Luke A sailed through as they received no nominations. Only those receiving at least one nomination, which the show already did last week, saw Ashleigh, Adam, Scott and Deena all face the public vote.

The show revealed one week before the final that there will be a double eviction after numerous teasing and not following through. Viewers cannot fathom as to why this never occurred. The answer is simple, Channel 5 were scared they may not have any people left in the house if they threw everyone out, or that the show would have no spark to continue watching, where most viewers were outraged and turned off after Benedict Garrett was evicted, closely followed by outside Lydia Louisa. Lauren Carre’s unwarranted boot was a final straw. The show has suffered immensely since treating bullies, racists and verbal abusers favourably to maintain a number of housemates instead of a quality output.

Ashleigh is a favourite to leave the house. Deena Uppal is bookmakers favourite to win, though some predict her downfall on Friday. Clearly it will be Ashleigh and Scott who shall leave. Viewers still remember when Scott (and Ashleigh) joined the reprehensible Caroline Wharram in their schemes of gameplay and abusing housemates in the process to survive.

Both were reprimanded for Indian stereotyping

Leaving nothing to imagination, Sara on launch night

On Friday Becky Hatton was evicted from the house. In the show’s “shock twist” they chose to reward two abusive housemates Luke S and Conor McIntyre a chance to walk away with a free pass to the final or a £50,000 reward for pushing a button first. Neither had to push the button and could return to the house. McIntyre wanted to reach the final he claimed, as Luke S aimed to press the button in a cocksure manner of egoism Conor slyly pressed the button after agreeing to sidestep for his counterpart.

Luke S threw items and “fixtures and fittings” usually seen in Big Brother to be unacceptable behaviour resulting in immense punishment, go unpunished, as McIntyre took the money from the winner’s prize fund leaving the other 50k in play.

Conor’s Cash

Big Mac, ‘personal trainer’ Conor, looking a picture.

With Olympic fever the country were united and rejoiced with a nation’s might of winning, dedication, passion, desire and achievement. In Britain, at Big Brother, we rewarded an abusive, racist, thug who threatened to “punch her” and “stuff” certain items including her grooming products “up her ****” numerous expletive comments to her genitalia. This happened early on in the series and Big Brother UK took no action on it. Previous housemates were met with eviction in such cases.

Conor’s transcript that ‘earned’ him £50.000

On his interview, quizzed by host Brian Dowling, McIntyre took no remorse for his comments and aimed to defend his actions stating Deena was awkward to live with. McIntyre had numerous levels of awkward living with almost every housemate he didn’t “like” and often attacked furniture in angry episodes of attack.

Con-man claims he was right

Big Brother production staff and porn owner, Richard Desmond, who also owns newspaper the Daily Star (enough said) highlights the lack of understanding to the product from older variations aiming to run it for a youthful market, distorting reality to form teens who support abusive housemates as role models due to nationality or postcode and create abusive people in society, also claiming “racism” to the nation of Ireland, which is not racism, its nationality.

Viewers claim Desmond is “distorted from Reality”. Do You agree?

The fact kids throw around the lethal word of racism and assume it is a debatable opinion on a housemate, seen on a product, with distorted levels of uneducated persons aiming to attack anyone as a result of a comment that has scope forces the reality of this word to become extremely dangerous. Someone needs to oppose, shutdown or rehire a new production man/crew. I’m available; by the way to form the product credibly or just let it leave peacefully as no good can ever come off of this mockery that is all aiming to sell Desmond’s smutty newsparper alone.